just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
