Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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