Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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