Just cropdusted the office
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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