yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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