physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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