Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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