i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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