Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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