things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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