Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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