So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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