its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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