Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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