Bisexual people are plain selfish.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
