You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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