So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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