I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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