Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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