you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize