Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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