So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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