I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Randomize