She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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