dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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