the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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