is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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