Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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