There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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