I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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