Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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