If you die in college, do you die in real life?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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