Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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