:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think a kid would responsible me up
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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