I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Sober January is a disaster.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
