I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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