I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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