he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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