sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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