just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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