You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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