This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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