Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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