I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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