Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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