I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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