Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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