I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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