Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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