How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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