What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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