I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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