Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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